"People who say 'money can't buy you happiness', don't know where to shop" - Unknown

"Time to get out of town before I slept with God's wife" - from Michael Marshal Smith's 'Spares'

"We sense that life is a dark comedy and maybe we can live with that. However, because the whole thing is written for the entertainment of the gods, too many of the jokes go right over our heads." - Unknown

"No matter what happens, there's always somebody who knew it would" - Lenny Starr

"Man is capable of greatness, love, nobility, compassion. Yet never forget that his capacity for evil is infinite. It is sad truth, that if you sit now and think of the worst tortures that could ever be inflicted on another human being, they will already have been practised somewhere. If there is one sound that follows the march of humanity, it’s the scream." - From one of David Gemmel's 'John Shannow' books

"By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be wide apart" - Unknown